Berlinner´s ! I know you because I AM you : you don´t run to the museum if there is another fucking Richter outstanding. You don´t celebrate Fascho – Week or Trans – Month or Pardnership with Wiesbaden – Year and if the Festival of Lights is – you look down too the ground. You don´t want another Lockdown, but a good Lookdown ? Anytime, Wessifucks, bring it on. KJust invent some new shit, some new Westival and watch us Berlinner´s look away and don´t go there. Ignorance is our noblest feature. Give us a tyrannosaurus, name it after yor rich spoiled wessi – sons who will never experience true love, only “ Really ? So YOU are the original Tristan ? Wow. Your dad must really love you “ , put it in the naturkundemuseum and we will NOT go. Close the museum for 15 years, open it again and we will say : “ was it closed 2 ( actually that´s a bad example, because I´m in the naturkunde all the time and Tristan – Otto is freaking awesome despite having a name like heidi klum´s titt´s. heidi heida. The oint I´m trying to make is : Berlinner´s !! My fellow Hometowners. You´re the crankiest most unimpressed peoples from the world and i totally get it because i´m one of you. The King even. You are surrounded by all this culture and entertainment and possibillities and holzmarkt, fleamarkt, primarkt – but you sit at home or in your edge-pub like a brandenburger. You´re like a diabetetic kid in a sweats – shop, like a chinese on a rice – field ( schmeiss mich endlich raus, Zuckerberg, ich hab nicht mehr die Kraft selbst zu gehn ) , like a priest in a porno, you don´t participate in all the bunt and crazy SO berlinny stuff. you order “ Kaffee “ and if the barrista doesn´t understand you roll the eyes. God rolls the dice, China rolls rice and wespen are no flies. Lost my train of thought here. Or it´s “ ausgefallen “ like we berlinner´s s`ay. ach so. ach ja. Kommt zu “ CRINGE !! “ in die Distel nächsten sonntag und Montag, das sind die LETZTEN beiden Vorstellungen. I know. I know I know. You don´t react to “ die letzten “ , you don´t really work with time. You don´t let yourself hats. I´m same. I didn´t go visit David Bowie when he lived in Berlin. I didn´t ringel at his dood and said : “ Ay, Bowie, make ones not so much shit. I liked “ John , I´m only dancing, but I didn´t like “ Let´s dance „. And also make not only songs about dancing, you pipe. Make smething about climatechange or transgender, those are the theme´s of tomorrow. “ No. I didn´t tell him that and now he´s dead and I´m a dad. we both lost in the great gae of the universe. Cringe. am 3. und 4.9. in Berlin.